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Hipster crimes: Are you or your friends guilty of any of these?

Hipsters are an absolute treat, and an absolute joy to rip off. These hipster crimes are, like, the realest.

Australian Times by Australian Times
15-05-2015 07:04
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For all you hipsters denying that you’re hipsters out there, this is for you. Or, if you hang out with one or two members of the species, you can probably relate.

From Sydney to London, if you walk down any side street (main streets and high roads are so too mainstream) you’re sure to chance upon one of them, and maybe, just maybe, you will spot them performing a hipster crime…

What exactly are hipster crimes?

These. These are the worst possible stunts a true hipster could pull.

Murder in the 2nd degree (someone else heard of murder first) #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Ryan Syrek (@thereaderfilm) May 12, 2015

Feeding ducks bread that isn’t gluten-free #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) May 12, 2015

 

Riding a practical bicycle #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) May 12, 2015

Eating a non-Artisanal Pickle #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— The Ranting Recluse (@RantingRecluse) May 12, 2015

Skinny jeanocide #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— @midnight (@midnight) May 12, 2015

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Grand Theft Autotune @midnight #hipstercrimes — Jason Bice (@jasonbice15) May 12, 2015

 

Knit and Run #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Matt DeCample (@DeCample) May 12, 2015

Assault and Hattery #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— BaeWatch (@JobModeSD) May 12, 2015

Clothing laundering #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Pretty When I Lie (@djinnaminx) May 12, 2015

Armed Snobbery #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Tara Helena (@TaraHelenaTweet) May 12, 2015

 

Contributing to the mainstreaming of a minor #HipsterCrimes @midnight — joshingstern (@joshingstern) May 12, 2015

Looking more homeless than an actual homeless person. #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Queen Twatwaffle (@SinCityChiGirl) May 12, 2015

Not having tried at least 6 different types of beards #HipsterCrimes @midnight pic.twitter.com/977T1IkJK3

— Marv Hayes (@Marv_Hayes) May 12, 2015

Egging someone’s car — with free-range, cage-free brown organic eggs #HipsterCrimes @midnight — lancegould (@lancegould) May 12, 2015

 

Saying music’s worse on vinyl #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) May 12, 2015

You’ve probably never heard of the crime they committed. #hipstercrimes

— Jim (@AnxietyMisfit) May 12, 2015

Driving with a suspendered license #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Matt Coley (@mattjcoley) May 12, 2015

“finishing” before she does because you want to say you did it first. #HipsterCrimes @midnight — that Ronen guy (@BadRonen) May 12, 2015

 

Actually knowing the band on your vintage t-shirt @midnight #HipsterCrimes — Angela Cobb (@angelacobb) May 12, 2015

Illegally parking your velocipede on the sidewalk outside the Apple Store. #HipsterCrimes @midnight pic.twitter.com/vo4fAdxjXv

— Queen Twatwaffle (@SinCityChiGirl) May 12, 2015

Wearing a leather jacket to a vegan restaurant. #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) May 12, 2015

Talking about Hipster Club #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) May 12, 2015

 

Claiming to support independent musicians and then illegally downloading all of their music #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Jared Montana (@Jarmadillos) May 12, 2015

Riding a bicycle in the unicycle lane #HipsterCrimes @midnight

— Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) May 12, 2015

Not moving your iPhone aside while pulling out your hipster retro typewriter. #HipsterCrimes pic.twitter.com/CNGPWf5Yrj

— Dr. Phil’s Nuts (@DrPhilsNuts) May 12, 2015

Not being as thin as your girlfriend. #HipsterCrimes @midnight — Carlos Rodriguez (@CarlosComedy) May 12, 2015

 

Drinking any beer that has been in a TV commercial. #HipsterCrimes @Midnight — Josh Denny (@JoshDenny) May 12, 2015

 

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