20 totally hilarious (and dead-set real) signs, only in Australia [PHOTOS]

Travel all over the Australian countryside and you will encounter many a strange thing, these signs make for some of them. Thankfully, the good citizens of Oz are there to give you directions or ample warning as to what lurks just around the corner.

Whether it’s hitting the road, hitting the pub or even hitting the dunny, take heed of the signs and notices that Aussies have left (or kindly doctored) for you to stay safe and smiling.

And yes, these are all for real…

20 Stupidly Funny Australian Signs

1. Complete bull shark. Very dangerous

2. Our men and women in blue have got you covered

3. We don’t call it a ‘thunderbox’ for nuthin

4. McWhat?! Big up to Yass. Just don’t dare order the Happy Meal

5. What’s that Skip? Snow? In Australia? You’re taking the piste

6. Get it right, postie! Jeez

7. In Australia, everyone knows the cops have the best gear

8. The first to the scene of a road accident is always a cow

9. In Australia, we have drive-thru butchers (cows are everywhere!)

10. We are also at the forefront of science

11. Australian tax payers’ money hard at work, right there. More of that science stuff

12. Tip: Bring insect repellent .. and shears, if ya got ’em

13. Our mate Craig is a really nice bloke. No, seriously. And he sure knows how to dazzle with his thongs

14. Oh yeah, we got snakes. Big ones. They’re adorable

15. Buckle up, baby – you are in for one helluva ride in Oz

16. In Australia, every night is ladies night

17. And our chooks are fair dinkum ENOURMOUS … because they drink beer

18. We love to shift the blame. So, who’s fault is that jumper?

19. In Australia, jumping on the bed is a serious crime. So is clothesline swinging, by the way … if you are caught

20. Because we don’t let them jump on beds …

Want to keep laughing? Take a look at the 10 slightly obscure fun facts about Australia here.