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Top 10 quotes from The Castle

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1. Darryl Kerrigan: This is going straight to the pool room.

2. Farouk:  He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I don’t care. In Beirut, plane fly over, drop bomb. I like these planes.

3. Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Mum?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Dad?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Trace?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How are you?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Steve?
Dale Kerrigan: He’s all right.
Wayne Kerrigan: Good.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] We could just chat for hours.

4. Darryl Kerrigan: Tell him he’s dreaming.

5. Dale Kerrigan: [voiceover] He loved the serenity of the place
Darryl Kerrigan: Hows the serenity?
Dale Kerrigan: [voiceover] I think he also just loved the word.
Darryl Kerrigan: So much serenity.

6. Dennis Denuto: In summing up, it’s the constitution, it’s Mabo, it’s justice, it’s law, it’s the vibe, and…no that’s it…it’s the vibe. I rest my case.

7.  Darryl Kerrigan: Well hello. How’s this boys. Woo hoo. What’ do you call this?
Sal Kerrigan: Chicken.
Darryl Kerrigan: and it’s got something sprinkled on it
Sal Kerrigan: Seasoning
Darryl Kerrigan: Seasoning! Looks like everybody’s kicked a goal.

8. Steve Kerrigan: Dad, you haven’t let anyone down. I don’t know what the opposite of lettin’ someone down is… but you done the opposite.

9. Darryl Kerrigan: Dale dug a hole. Tell ’em Dale.
Dale Kerrigan: I dug a hole.

10. Federal Court Judge: And what Law are you basing this argument on?
Darryl Kerrigan: The Law of bloody common sense!

See the full film in all its Aussie glory at The Clapham Grand as part of their Australia Day Weekender event.

Date: Saturday 25th January 2014
Time: Doors open 5pm, movie 5.30pm, comedy show 8pm, club night 10pm
Location: 21-25 St John’s Hill, Clapham Junction,  SW11 1TT London
Cost: Entry is £17 in advance. Click her to purchase tickets.
See: https://www.claphamgrand.com/Club/index.php

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