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Australia’s #toiletpapercrisis: the best of Twitter’s reactions

Bog roll shelves around the nation have been stripped bare as Aussies prepare for the worst...

Cameron Jenkins by Cameron Jenkins
05-03-2020 12:20
in News
Toilet paper, Australia, coronavirus

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As caronavirus fear spreads, Aussies are prepping for the worst by stripping their local supermarkets of the humble bog roll.

Coles, Woolies and IGAs across the nation have just bare shelves where once proudly stood isles full of toilet paper. Some stores have even imposed rationing! There are also some (not-so-serious) posts on eBay and Gumtree offering resale for astonishing mark-ups – $4million to wipe ya bum, anyone?


Also see: Why are people stockpiling toilet paper? We asked four experts


Some may say “sensible”, but most people on Twitter appear to be screaming “bizarre!”. The #toiletpapercrisis certainly makes for funny, if not concerning, images and total meme heaven:

https://twitter.com/COVID_19_News/status/1235498344937553920
https://twitter.com/totalpahadi/status/1235514425735557120

I didn't realise Caronavirus made you shit that much!#toiletpapergate pic.twitter.com/WOZ0weR1yY

— Andy Lee (@andytomlee) March 4, 2020

#toiletpapergate
How Australians plan to protect themselves from CoVid-19 pic.twitter.com/P6uCawnO9L

— Jo Foster (@jo1foster) March 3, 2020

Perhaps the Government could make wiping your bum a declared event?

Then these scalpers would be limited to cost + 10%

In all this mayhem I’m sure there are some right now who literally can’t wipe their bum because of these idiots 🤨#toiletpapergate #ToiletPaperEmergency https://t.co/2WiMG1LnE0

— C r 🇸 t ս a r t 🇯 a m e ѕ (@CrStuartJames) March 5, 2020

https://twitter.com/adzz75/status/1235419288267186176
https://twitter.com/intoyourblue/status/1235045903817306112

FOR SALE

Unopened, nine-roll block of DOUBLE LENGTH Quilton toilet paper.

$1000 firm. Pickup Ivanhoe. #toiletpapergate pic.twitter.com/MIhJYkO9Zi

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshMedia) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/Bishop64/status/1234986459485986816

People at offices right across Australia. #toiletpapergate pic.twitter.com/oypPNgE4uD

— Maggie Payne (@maggiepayne_) March 3, 2020

But not in Redfern…

redfern doesn’t give a fuck. #toiletpapergate pic.twitter.com/W2dVMMB02f

— noelle faulkner (@noelleflamingo) March 3, 2020
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