The New Year is upon us and as time is ticking by, here are funny tweets about New Year resolutions we can all relate to.
Usually, nobody can stick out their New year’s resolutions because people are very ambitious when it comes to changing their lives, and, well, January mostly sucks. January is usually a depressing time with the realisation that Christmas is over and real-life comes knocking on your door. Soon after going to the gym five days a week becomes a fantasy….once again.
These tweets show how people really feel about New Year’s resolutions:
1. This might be a good idea:
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word “stop.”
— Pete Holmes (@peteholmes) January 1, 2014
2. New year’s resolutions are tricky and most of the time, we don’t stick to it.
January: NEW YEAR, NEW ME ????????????????♀️????????????????
March: ????????????????????????????????????
— Gabe #DreamActNow Ortíz (@TUSK81) January 1, 2017
3. Excuses, excuses, excuses!
I’d love to say ‘New Year. New Me.’ but I’m only 2 stamps away from a free meal with my KFC loyalty card. Would be silly to ruin that now…
— Simon Lennon (@SiLennon) January 1, 2017
4. Some are committed:
Already broke my New Years resolution to not cry in a Taco Bell bathroom
— Bucky “ask me about updog” Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) January 1, 2017
5. Inspiration to change your life can strike anytime:
im not really a new years resolution person, im more of a “get really motivated to change my whole life at 3 AM on a tuesday” person
— Liza (@LizaWagner) January 2, 2017
6. When you are actually excited about your New Year’s resolutions…
my new years resolution is to figure out how to squeeze a 4th and 5th meal into my day
— jacob whitesides (@JacobWhitesides) January 1, 2017
7. When life disappoints you, in more ways than one.
My New Years resolution for 2016 was to not have a resolution so I wouldn’t disappoint myself…. still disappointed myself
— Mia Stammer ✨ (@MamaMiaMakeup) December 26, 2016
8. At least we can throw some puns in there:
My 2017 resolution is to work on my low self esteem, but I don’t think I can do it.
— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) December 21, 2016
9. When you’re just too ambitious:
New Years resolution: try to worry less, fill that time with oh god what am I supposed to fill that time with this is already going terribly
— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) December 30, 2015
10. When you come up with awesome ideas:
Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret
— Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3) December 27, 2016
11. When you’re winning over the internet with your resolutions:
My new year’s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 1, 2017
12. It usually takes a while…
My New Year’s resolution is simply to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016.
— Petra Hitchens (@Fleimkepa) January 1, 2017
