Bill Maher launched into a tirade against Australians on his weekly Real Time talk show on HBO on Friday.
In his trademark ‘New Rules’ segment, the liberal polemicist demands: “Someone has to tell me how the world can be so blind.”
According to the silver haired champion of free thinking, pot smoking atheists, the real immigration headache of our time is not Mexicans crossing the Rio Grande or even Syrian refugees marching on Europe.
“No one is paying attention to the ethnic group that’s taking over this country while we blithely do nothing. Fucking Australians!” he rages.
According to an incredulous Maher, every single bar tender in his home town of Los Angeles “is suddenly some six-foot-four Australian dude with a great personality, who’s generous with the free drinks. And we’re just letting it happen!”
And it’s not just American’s bar jobs under threat. Surf instructor work is also being consumed by the Aussie hoards.
He goes on to accuse Australians of bringing drugs into the country, although he admits they do bring enough for everybody.
He also labels Aussies rapists, but immediately seeks to soften his stance: “Ok, not rapists but they do a lot of fucking.”
A dedicated animal rights campaigner and PETA board member, Maher warns Americans that they can no longer rely on nature’s borders to defend them.
“We used to think oceans could protect us because oceans were full of sharks and sharks eat a lot of Australians,” he reasons.
“But now sharks are endangered. There just aren’t enough of them anymore and there are too many Hemsworths.”
The left-wing loudmouth then proposes a solution. Borrowing from his ‘good friend’ Donal Trump’s playbook, Maher wants to build what he calls a ‘Great Barrier Reef’ in the ocean to keep the Aussies out and says he will make Mel Gibson pay for it.
Watch the full tirade in the video clip, above.
