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14 Valentine cards that are so bad, they’re great

Ok, admittedly, some are just bad. But probably better than anything you've got up your sleeve this Valentine's Day.

Australian Times by Australian Times
13-02-2015 04:37
in Entertainment
love sucks

Yikes, it’s that time of year again, and you probably haven’t planned a romantic Valentine’s Day date or thought of a new inventive way to say “I love you” to your significant other on this heavily commercialised day of PDA.

You can’t go wrong with words from the heart when it comes to pleasing a particularly demanding partner, or one that says, “no, I really don’t want anything for Valentine’s Day” (be aware, this is a trick, she/he definitely wants something).

So here are 14 fantastically edited, photoshopped, humorous options for you to print out and stick onto a card for your loved one this Valentine’s Day. If he/she has a sense of humour, that is.

Hitler

 

lamp

 

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juan

 

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hermoine

 

Gandalf

morgan

 

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spoon

 

nemo

 

dexter

 

sweet

 

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Obama

 

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