20 hilarious tweets that prove modern kids are cheeky little buggers
Children are so innocent. Well, that’s what you think…
Twitter users shared some of the things their kids have said or done, and it proves they have no chill.
My cousin: [to my kids] omg you guys have grown so much! How old are you now?
6: What's your wifi password?
— Graceful AF (@graceful_asfuck) July 6, 2016
(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane)
5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) June 3, 2016
6: Wanna play school with us?
Me: Sure, I could use a break from cleani-
6: Ok, you be the janitor.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 23, 2016
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1
— kanye (@HussSrour) September 3, 2015
It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more pic.twitter.com/iro5mL2Bvc
— Grayson Lamontagne (@graysonl3) May 9, 2016
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
Me: Pick up your toys
6-year-old: *picks up a toy and sets it back down*
Me: I meant pick it up and put it away
6: I'm not a mind reader.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2016
The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic. pic.twitter.com/dxmmJEJX1x
— Mel (@meliperr) April 10, 2016
*tries to be a good mom
*sets up craft time
*dumps out water
*pees in paint cup
*dips paintbrush in pee
*tries to paint with piss
— Jenn Harrell Scott (@Jenn_H_Scott) August 31, 2016
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
Me: We all make mistakes.
5: Even you?
5: Oh yeah! Like when you're trying to cook food that tastes good but then it doesn't?
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 15, 2016
She's been talking into the vent for a while
At first I thought it was cute
Now I'm afraid someone is talking back pic.twitter.com/uhibpE7tL8
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
6yo: I don't like this cookie, it's too big
6yo: And the chocolate chips are too big
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 21, 2016
Son: Mom you look like you're 20 …
Son: … thousand years old.
— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) July 11, 2016
dad: "come on, you guys are LATE!!!!"
11yo: "you should have started YELLING at us earlier!"
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) June 30, 2016
When I was a kid I had to say "yes, sir" and "no, sir." My son just threatened to call 911 because I'm making him eat a hotdog.
— Nice Eric (@ericsshadow) August 2, 2016
Me: Get out of bed.
Me: Why do you fight me every single morning?
4: Because you never learn.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 24, 2016
I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me.
2yo: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
2yo: I don't know.
— Sarah (est. 1975) (@est1975blog) August 9, 2015