A country AND a continent? Australia can’t be both, can it?
Did you say ‘penal’ colony? (hehe)
So it’s an island full of whites? Um, nope.
The Drake of continents? Perhaps.
The kangaroo is the only animal that people are OK with you fighting. Well, kinda.
Check out the rest of these left-field American (and one Irish bloke) comedic observations about our beloved land down under