Twitter tears into Donald Trump, Dr. Seuss style
It all started with a simple tweet prompting Twitter users to tweet about Donald Trump using the hashtag #TrumpDrSeuss. Cue clever, kiddy Trumping rhymes…Dr. Seuss style.
Huffington Post really kicked things along, when they got aboard the Seuss-Trump train and anounced to the throng…
Please save your excuse
Whether profuse or obtuse
Let's all begin tweeting
(RT'ing the best!) pic.twitter.com/iPQA5kSD9U
— HuffPost Comedy (@HuffPostComedy) October 13, 2016
What followed was a whole lot of mischievous whos who wanted to play, mischieviously tweeting and rhyming away…
You cannot touch me here or there
You cannot touch me anywhere!
I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like them orange man!
— April Del Rario (@AprilDelRario) October 13, 2016
Do not grope me in a car.
Do not grope me at a bar.
Do not grope, you understand?
Do not grope me, orange man!#TrumpDrSeuss
— Emmanuel Lopez (@FakeEmmanuel) October 13, 2016
— Richard Hine (@richardhine) October 13, 2016
I do not like him
in my blouse.
I do not like him
in the House.
I do not like this vain man.
I do not like him, Sane-I-am.#TrumpDrSeuss
— Vicky Rateau (@VRateau) October 14, 2016
Trumps hair is like a wave
Or stunt ramp for Super Dave
Look like that you must be brave
DrSeuss is turning over in his grave#TrumpDrSeuss
— Brain Storm (@GetTwitMe) October 14, 2016
Horton Hears an Old Orange Bigot That Won't Stop Talking #TrumpDrSeuss
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) October 13, 2016
One fish, Two fish
I find it interesting that she gets more fish than me Anderson. Unfair! #TrumpDrSeuss
— Allowed Fool (@AllowedFool) October 13, 2016
"I am the Lorax
I speak for the trees"
"Climate change is a hoax
Made up by the Chinese"
— Podcaster Tim in NYC (@TJBeauregard) October 13, 2016
— Ryanosferatu (@ryanztweetz) October 13, 2016
Grab them by the Seussy #TrumpDrSeuss
— lancegould (@lancegould) October 13, 2016
— lena (@darleneturner53) October 13, 2016
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) October 13, 2016
I am the Deplorax. I speak for the sleaze. #TrumpDrSeuss
— Nasty OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 13, 2016
I hate the Latinos!
And I hate the Blacks!
But mostly, I hate women
who try to fight back.
— JH (@JBHinOC) October 13, 2016
— Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 13, 2016
Hop on Pop, Ivanka #TrumpDrSeuss
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) October 13, 2016
Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk! #TrumpDrSeuss
— The Notorious L-I-Z (@LizzyRichards24) October 13, 2016
— Spencer Meade (@comeadey) October 13, 2016
— Laurie Crosswell ???? (@lauriecrosswell) October 13, 2016
"Whoville isn't sending their best. They bring floofloovers and tartookas. They’re Grinches. Some, I assume, are good Whos." #TrumpDrSeuss
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) October 13, 2016