Hey Trump, let’s do ‘America first, Australia second’. You’ll love it, bigly [FUNNY VIDEO]
[WATCH] Because no-one is better at kissing America’s ass than Australia…
Dear Donald Trump, great leader of those United States,
Maybe you and Malcolm got off on the wrong foot? He’s a loser and won’t be around for long anyway; total disaster.
Look, we know you’re terrific. Really, we have a lot in common and we love you… bigly.
So please watch this video – like you, it’s the best – and perhaps we can get along.
Courtesy friendlyjordies via YouTube